Family Guy:Drunken Irish Dad Lyrics

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Family Guy
This song is performed by Family Guy.
Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring, and he never taught me anything,
But still I slap my chest and sing of my drunken Irish dad.
Oh, his face looks like a railroad map and he never shuts his freakin' trap,
But all the ladies catch the clap from your drunken Irish dad.

Ask O'Hennessey, Tennessee, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riven, and Rudy,
They'll tell you the same.
McNolte, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney,
All feel the same mixture of pride and of shame.

Finnegan, Hannegan, Kelly, and Flannigan,
Look to the ground when their Dad passes by.
Hafferty, Rafferty, Joyce, and O'Lafferty,
Fight for his honour and then start to cry...

(Amusing fight sounds)

Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm, and our moods infect us like a germ,
Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm, (and we don't tan well either)...
From a drunken Irish dad!

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