William Shakespeare

Come bite my thumb,
I hope you know the stakes.
I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades.
Then ask what light yonder poser breaks.
I hath been iambic on that ass,
ye bastard.
My rhymes are classic.
Your crap is drafted by a kindergartener,
High on acid.
Ye hoebag.
Your an old white Soulja Boy,
with no swag.
And no gonads,
egads its so sad.
And to top it off,
your not a doctor.
I've never seen a softer author.
You crook, you!
I bet you wrote the Twilight books, too!

Dr Seuss (through the Cat in the Hat)

I would not, could not, on a boat.
Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote.
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you.
And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you.
You bore people to death.
You leave a classroom looking like the end of MacBeth.
I entertain a child of any age,,
you gotta translate what you said on the opposite page.
How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat.
You think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming back.

Shakespeare

I'm switching up my style
like the Beatles with my pieces.
Each is such a wonder
With a plethora of features.
You're pathetically predictable.
You think your knew book
Might include a trisyllabic meter
And some ghetto muppet creatures?
The Bard is in the building,
it's a castle, I'm a boss.
I bet I'm Parliament.
I'm positive I'm killing it.
I'm iller than the plague
I never caught or cholera.
A baller baller
On some cricket bowler business.
While you're sitting in the bleachers.

Seuss through Cat

You rap fast, you do,
Yes, you rap fast it's true.
But let's see how you rap versus things one and two.

Seuss through Things one and two

Oh, Oh, No, No!
We'll smash you globe.
Yo, you may have wrote the script,
But now we running the show!
You can take your fancy words and send 'em back home to your mama.
Break our foot off in your ass,
With our feetie pajamas.
Man, we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs!
We'll break offa your legs,
Make no mistake,
We in a rage.
All does not END WELL,
When we bust out our cage.
Your getting upstaged, Bill.
Yo, you just got played.