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Cledus T. Judd
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This song is performed by Cledus T. Judd and appears on the album Juddmental (1999).
This song is a parody of "Unbelievable" by Diamond Rio.
She's so squeezable
Please-able,
Unbreakable
She's inflatable!
She's an arm full of sex-appeal
Can't wait until I get her home
Yeah

She's incapable
Of being difficult
Down to earth-able
Biodegradable
Shania Twain
Ain't got a dad blang thing
On my tease-able
Squeezable
Please-able
She's inflatable

Folks think I'm full of bologna (baloney)
I'm never lonely

Never thought I could buy someone not

Flammable
Air brain-able
Recyclable
No I ain't full of bull
Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing

It made my mama cry
When we ran off one night
And caught a Vegas flight
And I made her mom whine

She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring

My flexible
Patch-able
Washable
Yeah inflatable!

(Oh dang lady, you give a brand new definition of taking a man's breath away)

Makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller
I'd never sell her
People get your mind out of the motha fukin
gutter

She's blonde-head-able
Re-head-able
Remedable
Interchange-able
I didn't need a down payment
On that pretty little plastic thing

She's incapable
Of being difficult
Down to earth-able
Biodegradable
She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring
My please-able
Patchable
Washable
Bio-degradable

Air-brain-able
Squeezable
Washable
She's inflatable
That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables

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