Butthole Surfers:Bar-B-Q Pope

I shot the BBQ pit
I shot the BBQ pit
They shot the Pope
They shot his ass
It's over now
That's what I said

I wet my bed last night
I woke up sad
They shot the Pope
They shot the Pope's ass
That's what I said!

I Calypso

(* - Paul said it was actually something else ages ago, but fuck if I remember, please correct as appropriate)