Bloops:Special Bulletin

Screwdriver Sixkiller
Has finally been captured
Our sources confirm that shots have been fired
This just in...

We're taking you there live (live)
Four are rumored dead (dead- rumored dead)
Sixkiller crashed his car (killer)
Into the front of a K-Mart (K-Mart)
This just in...

Special Bulletin
Specail Bulletin
For those just tuning in
A local Lakewood shop
Four people have been shot
We've got a girl who knew him
And her name is Dot
Dot- what have you got?

Dot:
He was always pretty quiet
But I think he got straight A's
He really admired Tommy Shaw
And he sort of liked Jack Blades

Reporter:
So you're saying he was gay?

Dot:
Well, we didn't really know

Once again, we're sorry
For interrupting your regularly scheduled show

Special Bulletin
Special Bulletin
For those just tuning in
We're just now being told
That eight are presumed dead
Five killed with a Phillips
And three with a flat-head

No one's been shot
Despite what we said
But there five killed with a Phillips
And three with a flat-head
We now return you to "Family Matters"