(Spoken)
Big and Rich Wyclef Jean, There goes the neighborhood, Oh Oh!

Please man, don't call the police man
Why can we just be friends?
And try to get along
Don't want to hurt no one
Just want to have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man, don't call the Police Man

I didn't know the stereo was playing so loud (Turn it up!)
Didn't know, the Go-Go girls were dancin (Shake it,Shake it,Shake it,Shake it,Shake it)
It's out of sight
It's all right!
So let me get you a cold Red Stripe!

Please man, don't call the police man
Why can we just be friends?
And try to get along (We don't like those country records)
Don't want to hurt no one
Just want to have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man, don't call the Police Man

I didn't mean
To cause a scene
Make anyone man
For goodness sake, no need to hate
We were just playin
So count to 10 (10,9,8,7)
And do it again (6,5,4,3)
And do anything you like my friend (2, 1!,1!,1!,1!)



Please man, don't call the police man
Why can we just be friends?
And try to get along (We don't like those country records)
Don't want to hurt no one
Just want to have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man, don't call the Police Man!

Check my country swagger
Check it
I dress in black
Like the late Johnny Cash
Snatch some cash and grass from Willie Nelson (Why you undercover)
Let's split the profits (man)
I'm a gambler like Kenny Rodgers
My t-shirt says The Devil went down to Georgia like Charlie Daniels (Ye-hah!)
Back in my crib I'm watchin Reba
I hear the helicopters
The police the door down
I get judged by the judge
I got acquitted because they love the cowboys
Cowgirls ask me Wyclef Jean why you be seen with those Big and Rich Boys?

Be friends
And try to get along
Don't want to hurt no one
Just want to have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man, don't call the Police Man!

Yeah I'm beggin you
Please man, don't call the police man!
(Oh oh)!