You can have the t.v.
I'll take the radio
Really, I don't want the t.v.
Just please, the radio

I'd like that chair if you don't want it, thank you
You keep the couch
You'll need a couch, that's ok

You can keep the records
'cause it's your stereo
Really, I won't need the records
Without a stereo

I'd like the kitchen chairs and table, thank you
You keep the bed
I'll buy a bed

That's ok
The books we can split in half
The pots and pan, we'll do the same
The pictures on the wall
We can split in half
And you can have the Scrabble game
The money in the bank
We can split in half
And you can have your single name
Our friends, we can split in half
And we can each have half the lane
Ok, it's settled then

You can have the t.v.
I'll take the radio
Really, I don't want the t.v.
Just please, the radio

I'd like a lamp if you don't want it, thank you
You keep the couch, you'll need a couch
That's ok

You keep the bed, I'll buy a bed, that's ok
The dog, you keep the dog
I'll come around and see him now and then