KATE
Why can't people get along and love each other, Christmas Eve?

CHRISTMAS
Ha! You tink gedding arong same as ruvving?
Sometimes ruv - right where you hating most Kate Monster

KATE
Huh?

CHRISTMAS
The more you ruv someone
The more you want to kir dem
The more you ruv someone
The more he make you cly
Though you at cly for making peace wid dem and ruvving
That's why you ruv so strong you'd rike to make him die
The more you ruv someone
The more he make you clazy
The more you ruv someone
The more you wishing him dead
Sometime you rook at him
And onry see fat and razy
And wanting baseball bat for hitting him on his head
Love

KATE
Love

CHRISTMAS
And hate

KATE
And hate

CHRISTMAS
Dey like two brudders

KATE
Brothers

CHRISTMAS
Who go on a date

KATE
Who ... what?

CHRISTMAS
Where one of dem goes odder one foddows
You were finding ruv
He also bringing sorrow

KATE
Ah, yes

CHRISTMAS
The more you ruv someone
The more you want to kir dem

KATE
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

CHRISTMAS
Ruvving and kirring fit like hand in glove

KATE
Hand in gloves

CHRISTMAS
So, if a someone you are wanting so to kir dem
You go and find him
And you get him
And you no kir dem
Cos chance is good...

{together}

CHRISTMAS
He is your ruv

KATE
He is my love