I play a CD
I press a button, fade into another CD
I try to look busy
I play a CD
I press a button, fade into another CD
For free drinks and pussy
I spin bland beats like a spiderweb
I spin bland beats like a spiderweb
When I say I'm playing I literally mean I'm just pressing play
And then I'm walking away to get another free drink

How am I getting away with this?
People actually think I'm doing something
Moving my hand in an invisible scratch
With my hand my two feet over the CDJ
And there's not even an audible scratch on the track
I get paid for this

I play a CD
I press a button, fade into another CD
I try to look busy
I play a CD
I press a button, fade into another CD
For free drinks and pussy
I spin bland beats like a spiderweb
I talk about myself like I'm a musician
I spin bland beats like a spiderweb
When I say I'm playing I literally mean I'm just pressing play
And then I'm walking away to be #48 in the bukkake

Somebody say electro is killing music
Electro is dead
Electro is killing music
Electro is dead
And I'm the judge, I'm the jury
And I'm holding the knife
And I'll spit in your face for spare change
I'm the judge, I'm the jury
And I'm holding the knife
And I'll spit in your face for spare change