Friday morning, gotta get up out of bed, I'm feeling schitzo
Sunday morning and I fumble out of bed
I need some schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
Monday morning and I crave my double dell with all the pickles
Half past ten on Wednesday and you know me well
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel

- I'd like a double dell burger, hold the cheese, hold the pickle and the ketchup, and the sauce. Lettuce, tomatoes and onions only please
- Would you like cheese?
- That's right. Lettuce, tomatoes, and onions only
- Okay, triple cheese

Friday morning, gotta get up out of bed, I'm feeling schitzo
Sunday morning and I fumble out of bed
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel
I'm eating schnitzel, I'm eating schnitzel

Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel
Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel
Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel
Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel
Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel
Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel
Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel
Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel
Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel
Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel
Schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel, schnitzel