My life is brilliant...

Spoken
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I-
Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

Sang
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true

Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you

Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
"Farty pants"

But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Loser

You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you