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"Weird Al" Yankovic
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This song is performed by "Weird Al" Yankovic and appears on the box set Permanent Record: Al In The Box (1994) and on the album Greatest Hits Volume II (1994).
  WAY-Parody "Weird Al" Yankovic is famous for his parodies of well-known songs.
This song is a parody of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies.
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Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

Ahh

Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the knee cap

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Ahh
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

They got paid for their sound bytes
And sold their TV/movie rights

And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener
And when he finally came to
He found little Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

(There were, there is)
(There were, there is)

CreditsEdit

  • Original music and lyrics by Brad Roberts; parody lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic

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