When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block
(Ooh ooh ooh ooh)
He made a great liver pate
(You know he did, you know he did, you know he did)
But if there's one thing in this world that I like better
Than a corned beef on rye

It's Chicken Pot Pie
Chicken Pot Pie

Keep your crummy appetizers
Don't want no turnip flavored fries
Or mustard pizza squares
Sorry, but they don't compare

He made a great tuna soufflé
(You know he did, you know he did, you know he did)
But if this fast food eating world in which we live in
Leaves you hungry and dry
There's Chicken Pot Pie
Chicken Pot Pie

(chorus of chicken-cluck imitations)